No joke?

Let's play a game the next time we meet
I'll be the hands and you be the feet
And together we will keep the beat ...

Lou Reed

Q: Why can't horses dance?

A: Because they have 2 left feet.


Mom: Sam, you've got your boots on the wrong feet.

Sam: But mum, these are the only feet I have!


Patient: Doctor, will I be able to dance after the operation on my feet?

Doctor: Yes, after a few weeks you should be able to dance just fine.

Patient: That's wonderful news! I was never able to dance before.